I realized today that I laugh at things other people wouldn't. At the entrance/exit of the parking lot at my school, there are little wooden stick gates that raise and lower, and when you exit it obviously raises automatically. The thing is, it stretches only so far across the road and then there's a little space before the curb. Today as I was walking back from my car I saw some guy on a motorcycle zoom past the gate in the empty space, and then a second later the gate raised (when he was already down the road). To me it was hilarious, but the second I laughed I realized most people probably wouldn't have.
Also a police Charger passed me today. I was in the left lane, and I looked in the mirror and saw a couple headlights far away, I looked in the mirror again a minute later, and it was ALL Charger headlights. I freaked out and moved a lane over and this cop passed me doing 85 in a 65. COME ON COP.
To the van who couldn't drive: I'm gonna assume that since Finding Nemo was playing on the DVD player, you've got kids in the back. If you value those kids, maybe stay in your lane?
To Birdy: Happy 184000 mile birthday! I don't know if I celebrated enough for you in the car when it happened.
To the "SERVICE ENGINE SOON" light: No. I won't. I tried. I failed. And now I won't. ...Please don't die.
To my odometer: Totally didn't realize I could see past the digits on the left side. Awesome.
To the collection of service vehicles on that one on-ramp on 85-N: I always think you're all there because people died in a horrible collision. Then I realize it might be road work? I see those bright lights...or are you looking for a missing person? I'm really confused, but I passed this setup my last trip home.
I don't think that was funny or interesting enough to end on but it's late.
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