Letters to two cars

Dear black Nissan Sentra,

You passed me at 85 when I was going 80.  That's cool, and I got over for you, but then you proceeded to pass the semi in front of us at 70.  That's 10 MPH less than I was going and 15 less than you were, Sentra.  We got past the semi and you continued at a little over 70 MPH.  I tailed you, you didn't move, and I passed you on the right (which by the way, my Sentra friend, I don't like doing).  Later you sped past me again.  AUGHHHHH

With deep sadness,
Allison

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Dear SUV behind the semi I was about to pass,

I've been coming up at 80.  You were traveling a little over 70, slowly gaining on the SUV.  When you cut in front of me, it was obvious you didn't intend to go any speed above a little over 70.  Did you notice before you cut in front of me that the lane behind me was empty?  That there was no one at all on the road behind either of us?  That you could have braked slightly, let me by (doing 80), and then passed the semi going 72?  And did you really have to stay in front of me while we passed other semis with ample space between them for you to slip in and let me by?  I hate you.  Thank you for getting out of my way, three semis later.

Screw you,
Allison

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If any of you ever act like the cars mentioned above, fix it.

Also this was a really negative post for some reason.  I met a driving buddy who was really nice and who went about the same speed as I did, so that was cool.  Also my car didn't die, which is a wonderful thing after it having a misfire (and still kind of having it).  Sorry this was kind of silly.